Sport Scoop
Roman Abramovich tables £20 Million bid for latest unknown French footballing superstar
Tonight's top story on Cherub News is that a relatively unknown player from France known only as Oleo Banjo is about to hit the international big time. An ill-informed, balding, regional pundit opined to Cherub News today, “Oleo is tall, light and strong, can certainly kick a ball, and is sure to be good in the air.”
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Old Fart looks forward to new life in Essex
Fartpants Prodigal Son has been picked up from Bournmouth and has taken to a secret Colchester location (secret from the new owner's wife) for a makeover, refit and rename to Prodigal Son before it takes residence as the first of the new Brightlingsea fleet.