Caption Competition

[iain_christie]

Close, but no cigar...

[MK]

With all his new found spare time Ross tries his hand at making musical instruments. Unfortunately he hasn't yet cracked the triangle.

[Tim Noyce]

Ross grimaced when he discovered exactly where in the patients body the item had been removed from...

[daryl_wilkinson]

Zena suddenly realised the major draw back with her ground breaking genital jewellery concept.

[Will_Lee]

"This intimate self-portrait portrays the artist at the height of his creative powers, allowing the viewer a little way towards understanding the private, thoughtful, Ross Burkin behind the public 'artistic genius' Ross Burkin we all know."

[simon_jones]

B@//@(#S the rope was too long!

[Stuberry]

I thought I'd revive this thread with...



Any responses of:

"Look, there's Stu with a camera!"
or
"Oi Tinner! Don't you point that bloody camera at me!"

will win no favor with this judge.

How about:

"O dear, we appear to be sinking. Just like his boat"

[Will_Lee]

Lucy: "I don't know what you are laughing at. Look all the way over there, almost over the horizon: You can see Pete and Roz"

[dave_ching]

Who eat all the pies?

[peter_barton]

L: 'Watch out, we are about to be Tangoed'
W: 'Aaagh.....too late'

or

'Your UK Cherub fleet needs YOU'

[simon_jones]

"We need to put more malt loaf on the front"

[neal_gibson]

"Whats that man doing to that sheep at the edge of that cliff with rubber wellies"

[daryl_wilkinson]

If you look really hard.... up there.... in that garage.... you can see one of those Banshee's.

[roland_trim]

Maybe putting all the lead in the back was not such as good idea?

[Stuberry]

L: 'Watch out, we are about to be Tangoed'
W: 'Aaagh.....too late'

And the winner is... Pete! (where have i heard that before?)

Don't forget it's the winners job to provide the next picture.